I've come to realize...

So, I'm getting a little older, and hopefully a little wiser. Been doing a bit of reflecting lately. And here are some things I've come to realize...

* When you're a mother, you will put words together in a sentance that have no business being in the same sentance. Example: "Get your toe out of your sister's ear and stop licking the cat!"

* When a man shows you his genitals, "It's cute" is not the appropriate response.

* I use just as many maxi pads to catch pee when I cough as I do for their intended purpose.

* Homework in elementary schools in designed for the parents, not the children.

* Common sense is a super power.

* When a woman is sick, she is still expected to cook dinner and care for the children. When a man is sick, he can't help because he's dying.

* Sometimes, even teachers don't know what they are talking about.

* A man that doesn't care for his kids isn't a father, he's a sperm donor that isn't smart enough to get paid for his donation.

* Hindsight really is 20/20.

* After a rough day, Calgon really can take you away!

* Men who like candlelight are 100 times sexier than a man who doesn't.

* Whoever decided short hair is easier is full of shit.

* Lip gloss makes you feel prettier.
* The longer you're with someone, the less time you spend shaving.
* Love is definatly more intense than lust.
* Kids only get sick in the middle of the night, on weekends.

* And finally, Laughing at yourself isn't as much fun as laughing at someone else!

Feel free to add things that you've realized in your life!!







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